Yes, the show is going on (another) vacation until Tuesday Feb. 16th. We’re going to be leaving you with Classic Senseless Surveys every day, though; right at 7:15am. So we’re not leaving you without your fix, you junkies! Adios, we’ll be back next Tuesday!

I know the feeling, Jack.
(nice hat, background dude)

This guy is Charlie Booker, and he just proved why the internet is better than TV. Some naughty language within, but trust me, it’s more than worth it.  

So we’ve been sitting in a lot of boring ass meetings lately, discussing future promotions, ideas for the show, and of course, thing we’ve done wrong; and Heather and I have been trying to find ways to pass the time. For no good reason, we decided to start taking pics of Heather’s socks and posting them on Karlson & McKenzie’s Twitter. They then, through Internet magic, instantenously show up on Facebook, too. Well, a lot of people are into it, judging by the email and comments we’ve read. So for those of you who’ve never seen them, here are a few pics of Heather’s socks. Check out our facebook page or the Twitter account to get up-to-the-minute updates on this fascinating subject. Or don’t. Who am I, your mother?

1. They knocked off Favre.

2. Peyton’s not on their team.

3. Katrina. The Saints are a big part of what is bringing New Orleans back from the edge of being a postapocalyptic nightmare of a city, kinda like Detroit. That city lives and breathes the Saints, and the organization & the team havce doe a lot to restore faith and pride back into it. Their fans deserve something good.

4. Drew Brees. Seems like a really nice, genuine guy. The fact that the hated Chargers kicked him to the curb becuase they were so sure Philip Rivers was a better option makes it even more fun to root for one of the most underrated players in the game. (Also, it seems like he was a fan of the Fresh Prince):

5. Did I mention they’re the reason Favre isn’t in the playoffs anymore? 

6. Kim Kardashian. Reggie Bush’s girlfriend. Dat ASS. 

7. Archie Manning can suck it. If they win, Archie Manning (who’s their best player they’ve had in their franchise’s history AND an unsufferable prick) can’t celebrate the win, because that means his fancyboy sone Pey-Pey lost the big one.

8. This video.
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Holy crap, this is from 1983? What kind of lawless Wild West league were we watching back then? You’ve got coaches wearing cowboy hats on the sideline, shirtless drunken fans standing on seats, and the worst facial hair I’ve ever encouintered other than your mom’s. Check out the taunting after a Saints player makes a sack! That throatslash! is epic! (Remember when you could do that without being forced into sensitivity training during your season-long suspension?) By the way, the coach in the video is Bum Phillips, Wade Phillips’ pop. 

9. The “Who Dat?” chant. I still don’t know what it means, but it’s awesome.

10. They’re no longer the ’Aints. This was the worst franchise for the longest stretch that I can remember. They were perennial doormats for over two decades. This is their first Super Bowl, and they’re underdogs against a team anyone outside that whirling suckshow of a town called Indianapolis is sick of seeing. They have the opportunity to unleash the Manning Face from it’s season-long slumber. The Colts used to be the doormats, so did the Bucs, the Pats, and the Cardinals. But they’ve all had their moments in the sun. Ain’t it about time for the Saints? 

Big Head Braden and the ZLX Rock n’ Roll Patrol will be making the trip up to Salem NH tonight (Wednesday, Jan 27th 2010) to hang with Coors Light at Margarita’s Mexican Restaurant off of 93 N (Exit 2 in NH)! Stop on by, we’ll be giving away a ton of Ski Passes and a 4-Pack of tickets to see the best lacrosse team in town, the Boston Blazers live at the Boston Garden! So come slug down some silver bullets with Big Head tonight!

So we came back on Monday morning (all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed) ready to make our daily radio magic happen yet again, only to find the cabinet that we store our headphones in had been broken into over the weekend. I know! THE UNMITIGATED GALL!!!

We, of course, felt violated and just a little dirty, but this is an age-old problem in the radio business. Every station has an issue with headphones. Jocks who work on the weekend don’t make a lot of scratch, and figure that instead of buying their own damn headphones, they can just borrow someone else’s and the owner will understand. The problem with this is that the weekend jocks are mostly either unclean and/or clumsy, and they end up ruining or stealing your headphones. That’s why we lock them up. We’re not trying to be jerks, but it can come off that way. (I used to work on the weekends, I can see where the part-timers are coming from.)

Apparently, one of the jocks REALLY needed extra headphones this weekend (there was a band in studio on Sunday during the local rock show, our suspicions lay there), and took a screwdriver or a crowbar to the cabinet and broke the whole damn thing, so it won’t even close anymore.

Again: THE UNMITIGATED GALL!!!

Thus, we have a dilemma: Where do we keep our headphones? We have to leave them in the building; we’re boned if we leave them at home. We wouldn’t be able to do the show. We know they could “walk off” or magically stop working if they aren’t protected. There are lockers in the basement, but that’s two full flights of stairs to climb twice a day. Kevin and Pete ain’t doing THAT. So how do we respond to this egregious illegal act of villany? By committing our own equally egregious illegal act of villany!

Meet the new K&M cabinet! We stole it from the Sports Hub offices this morning! We’re like thieves in the night!

Meet Ryan Lehman.

Me and Ryan went to high school together. He’s now a cop in Manchester NH. He’s the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, and he asked me to throw this here. He’s doing the Penguin Plunge (where a bunch of morons dive into an ice cold  or pool) to raise money for the Special Olympics up in New Hampshire, and he’s looking for some help fundraising. Here’s the link to his fundraising page. Please help him out if you can, it’s a good cause. Plus, this looks like fun…

With that said…

Look, he’s an old friend and I owe him, so don’t start coming out of the woodwork asking me to sponsor your 5K to raise awareness of the plight facing transexual neo-nazi eskimos, or whatever you got to push. This here’s a one time thing. But if his numbers get bumped up by this, maybe I’ll reconsider. Help Ryan out! Donate today!

I love me some Eric Clapton, and I know a ton of you do, too. I used to listen to a different CD from the “24 Nights” live box sets on the way to high school all 5 years I attended. (Best version of “Wonderful Tonight” ever!!!) Anyhoo, the man can do no wrong in my book, but some people are freaking out about this T-Mobile commercial he did for the new limited edition Fender “My Touch” cellphone. What do you think? Did Slow Hand cross a line?

 I’d like to think that after his third or fourth at getting it going again, they beat him to death with the guitar case.